Unfortunately, we have had to pull the plug on many of the Amphicar.net email addresses because spammers had been "harvesting" them off of the website and were relentless in their efforts to cajole us into getting rich quick with Nigerian squid ink futures while watching webcammed schoolgirl dorm hijinx in a re-financed non-prescription tub of kimchee-flavored herbal Viagrunt™ male enhancement ointment.

If you're a real actual human and not just some address-harvesting spammer's robot, you'll be able to see the email address at the top of this page, which is actually invisible to those dumb-ass robots.  Please use this address to contact us.

We apologize for this inconvenience, but mucking out that unsolicited garbage from the inbox was just getting to be too much of a chore every day.

If you are a "spammer" or any similar sub-species of email pest:

Read this well: You are notified herewith that you may not contact any email address displayed in the amphicar.net domain via unsolicited mass mailings of any type, and that futhermore:

bulletUnder U.S. Code Title 47, Sec.227(a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer meets the definition of a telephone fax machine.  By Sec.227(b)(1)(C), it is unlawful to send any unsolicited advertisement to such equipment, punishable by action to recover actual monetary loss, or $500, whichever is greater, for EACH violation. 
bulletThis website is registered, hosted and administered in the Commonwealth of Virginia, which has the toughest anti-spam laws now on the books, making such charmingly typical spamming activities such as forging the reply address in a hamfisted attempt to avoid identification a stone cold Felony, and yes, Virginia DOES extradite from other states. Just ask spammers Jeremy Jaynes (aka. "Gaven Stubberfield") or Richard Rutowski

Here at Amphicar.net we are also pleased to inform anyone considering ignoring the abovestated restrictions and notifications, that several claims for other costly civil damages have also been brought forth successfully in state courts against your type of pest. One can see a check for one such successful claim extracted from a spammer just below.  So, be forewarned, if you fling your spam in our direction, we will make a religion out of hunting you down and making you fund the next International Amphicar Owners Club get-together...

Shown above is an actual money order
for damages won against a spammer.
Have a nice day.

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